Plastic Jesus | Guitar chords and tabs | John Prine

For beginners, chords are a very difficult and frustrating step. You must always keep in mind that: anyone who is new to playing the guitar will also be timid and hurt. Try to play Plastic Jesus Guitar Chords here:

[Intro]

G

I don’t care if it rains or freezes

C

As long as I’ve got my Plastic Jesus

G                             D

Riding on the dashboard of my car,

G

Comes in colors pink and pleasant,

C

Glows in the dark cause he’s iridescent

G                 D                      G

Take Him with you when you’re travelling far

[Chorus]

G              C

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

G

Riding on the dashboard of my car

G

Through my trials and tribulations,

C

And my travels ‘cross the nation,

G               D             G

With my plastic Jesus I’ll go far.

[Verse]

G

When I’m in a traffic jam

C

He don’t care if I say Damn

G                             D

I can let all sorts of curses roll

G

Plastic Jesus doesn’t hear

C

For he has a plastic ear

G                    D                G

The man who invented plastic saved my soul

[Alt chorus]

G              C

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus

G                             D

Riding on the dashboard of my car

G

Once his robe was snowy white

C

Now it isn’t quite so bright

G              D             G

Stained by the smoke of my cigar

[Verse]

G

If I weave around at night

C

And the police think I’m tight

G                                  D

I don’t worry that they’ll find my stash

G

Plastic Jesus shelters me

C

For His head comes off, you see

G            D             G

And voila, I have a secret flask

[Alt chorus]

G              C

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

G                             D

Riding on the dashboard of my car

G

Ride with me and have a dram

C

Of the blood of the Lamb

G             D         G

Plastic Jesus is a holy bar

[Verse]

G

When my babe and I go parkin’

C

Fornicating in the dark

G                                D

I don’t have to think she’ll get PG

G

I have no worries and no cares

C

Because the raincoat that he wears

G             D                  G

Serves a dual purpose, don’t you see

[Alt chorus]

G              C

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

G                             D

Riding on the dashboard of my car

G

He don’t slip and he don’t slide

C

Because his ass is magnetized

G             D               G

Sittin on the dashboard of my car

[Verse]

G

Riding home one foggy night,

C

With my honey cuddled tight,

G                                    D

I missed a curve and off the road we veered.

G

My windshield, it got smashed-up good,

C

And my darling graced the hood.

G              D           G

Plastic Jesus, He had disappeared.

[Alt chorus]

G              C

Plastic Jesus! Plastic Jesus,

G                                 D

No longer chides me with His holy grin.

G

Doctors in the X-ray room

C

Found Him in my darling’s womb.

G              D               G

Someday, maybe he’ll be born again!

[Outro]

G              C

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

G                             D

Riding on the dashboard of my car

G

Through my trials and tribulations,

C

And my travels ‘cross the nation,

G               D             G

With my plastic Jesus I’ll go far.

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Try to practice Plastic Jesus Guitar Chords non-stop, within a few days, you will surely press very well and do not press on the rope, all pain will be dispelled.

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