Plastic Jesus | Guitar chords and tabs | John Prine

For beginners, chords are a very difficult and frustrating step. You must always keep in mind that: anyone who is new to playing the guitar will also be timid and hurt. Try to play Plastic Jesus Guitar Chords here:

For beginners, chords are a very difficult and frustrating step. You must always keep in mind that: anyone who is new to playing the guitar will also be timid and hurt. Try to play Plastic Jesus Guitar Chords here:

[Intro]

 

G

 

I don't care if it rains or freezes

 

C

 

As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus

 

G                             D

 

Riding on the dashboard of my car,

 

G

 

Comes in colors pink and pleasant,

 

C

 

Glows in the dark cause he’s iridescent

 

G                 D                      G

 

Take Him with you when you're travelling far

 

[Chorus]

 

G              C

 

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

 

G

 

Riding on the dashboard of my car

 

G

 

Through my trials and tribulations,

 

C

 

And my travels ‘cross the nation,

 

G               D             G

 

With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

 

[Verse]

 

G

 

When I'm in a traffic jam

 

C

 

He don't care if I say Damn

 

G                             D

 

I can let all sorts of curses roll

 

G

 

Plastic Jesus doesn't hear

 

C

 

For he has a plastic ear

 

G                    D                G

 

The man who invented plastic saved my soul

 

[Alt chorus]

 

G              C

 

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus

 

G                             D

 

Riding on the dashboard of my car

 

G

 

Once his robe was snowy white

 

C

 

Now it isn't quite so bright

 

G              D             G

 

Stained by the smoke of my cigar

 

[Verse]

 

G

 

If I weave around at night

 

C

 

And the police think I'm tight

 

G                                  D

 

I don’t worry that they’ll find my stash

 

G

 

Plastic Jesus shelters me

 

C

 

For His head comes off, you see

 

G            D             G

 

And voila, I have a secret flask

 

[Alt chorus]

 

G              C

 

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

 

G                             D

 

Riding on the dashboard of my car

 

G

 

Ride with me and have a dram

 

C

 

Of the blood of the Lamb

 

G             D         G

 

Plastic Jesus is a holy bar

 

[Verse]

 

G

 

When my babe and I go parkin’

 

C

 

Fornicating in the dark

 

G                                D

 

I don’t have to think she’ll get PG

 

G

 

I have no worries and no cares

 

C

 

Because the raincoat that he wears

 

G             D                  G

 

Serves a dual purpose, don’t you see

 

[Alt chorus]

 

G              C

 

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

 

G                             D

 

Riding on the dashboard of my car

 

G

 

He don’t slip and he don’t slide

 

C

 

Because his ass is magnetized

 

G             D               G

 

Sittin on the dashboard of my car

 

[Verse]

 

G

 

Riding home one foggy night,

 

C

 

With my honey cuddled tight,

 

G                                    D

 

I missed a curve and off the road we veered.

 

G

 

My windshield, it got smashed-up good,

 

C

 

And my darling graced the hood.

 

G              D           G

 

Plastic Jesus, He had disappeared.

 

[Alt chorus]

 

G              C

 

Plastic Jesus! Plastic Jesus,

 

G                                 D

 

No longer chides me with His holy grin.

 

G

 

Doctors in the X-ray room

 

C

 

Found Him in my darling's womb.

 

G              D               G

 

Someday, maybe he'll be born again!

 

[Outro]

 

G              C

 

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

 

G                             D

 

Riding on the dashboard of my car

 

G

 

Through my trials and tribulations,

 

C

 

And my travels ‘cross the nation,

 

G               D             G

 

With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

 

Try to practice Plastic Jesus Guitar Chords non-stop, within a few days, you will surely press very well and do not press on the rope, all pain will be dispelled.

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